It has been too long my friend. How have you been? Mrs. Claus? Rudolph and the gang? I hope everyone is doing well.
All in all, I would say I have made it to the nice list this year so here is my wishlist:
- Free rent for life
- Money in general
- Yup… you can still give me more money – I honestly need it
- While you’re at it – please pay all my bills and student loan debt
- Personal chef
- Personal trainer
- A jacuzzi in my apartment
- Trip down south every winter
- Unlimited shopping spree
- Mandatory nap time at work
- Tiffany Blue KitchenAid mixer – it would look amazing in my kitchen!
- Unlimited gift card for Sephora and MAC – that sh!t is expensive
- Lifetime supply of wine, beer, rum – basically all of the drinks
- Three day weekends – every week
- Lifetime supply of Bath and Body Works candles
- Snow – but only for Christmas, please
- To eat whatever I want and not gain weight
- Someone to follow me and take cute pictures for Instagram
- A car and free gas for life – an SUV would be lovely
- Trip to Vegas with my girls ASAP
- Did I say money?
- An extra hour or two in the day would be nice
- For my cell phone battery to NEVER die
- To not be allergic to dogs so I can have all of the puppies
- Course on how to properly “adult”
Thank you in advance Santa, have a very Merry Christmas!
All my love,